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Joke of the Day
"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"
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"Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down."
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then he put a black rubber ball in her mouth with a strap around her head I'm just telling you what I saw"
"John Lennon would have been 82 years old today had he not perished on 9/11. #KONY2012"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin Catholic!"
"Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !"
"What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a child molester? Alien Vs. Predator"
"Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'. It was your sister."
"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."
"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""