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Joke of the Day
"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."
"my girlfriend said I have to give up my love of pointing out objects, or she would leave. I responded: ""well there's the door"""
"Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life."
"What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato? A dick-tater."
"Did you guys hear about the funk singer who stubbed his toe? He said ""ow""."
"""Stop complaining about food Maliki, it could be worse. There are girls in America who had their hair ruined by some rain."""
"Got all the way to the car and realized I left my keys back at the office The two things I hate most in life: 1. ISIS and 2. Accidental exercise"
"I tried to make a few jokes about french people they were all really rude so I didn't bother"
"When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?!? Now I would date him for the prescriptions."