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Joke of the Day
"There's Gold in them teeth! - Prospector in a rap studio"
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"Mom She gave me life She gave me love She gave me sarcasm She gave me the ability to cut brake lines so that it looks like an accident."
"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""
"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."
"I like my women like I like my X-Wing pilots... ""Almost there."""
"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: To propagate authoritarianism and generate revenue for the state? Cop: Besides that."
"What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger"
"Me and my girlfriend of 16 years split apart yesterday... It was a bad car accident. I really do miss my right hand."
"So there's a child and a gorilla... ...well, there ***was*** a gorilla."