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Joke of the Day

"I'm like a trampoline... My friends know i exist, but they never play with me"

"Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'? It's too complex"

"Hello it's 911, what's your emergency?"" ""Two boys are fighting over me"" What is the problem with it? ""The ugly one is winning."""

"Why did balloon prices keep rising? Because they had to adjust for inflation."

"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."

"'Hit me with your pet shark' #RuinAn80sSong"

"Donald Trump put out an ad that said, ""I can make you a millionaire in three months"" with one small caveat... Billionaires only."

"Wanna hear a joke The UN"

"I asked my Welsh friend... How many shags have you had? He started counting then fell asleep."

"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"