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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump put out an ad that said, ""I can make you a millionaire in three months"" with one small caveat... Billionaires only."

"What's a one way streets favorite band? One Direction"

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels!"

"Good morning beautiful breasts of my neighbor. How did you get inside these binoculars?"

"two muffins were in an oven. one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""its hot in here "" the second muffin turns to the first muffin and says "" holy shit a talking muffin"""

"The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly."

"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's out and is looking for you!"

"Men often think that women don't know what they want. That's incorrect. Women know exactly what they do and don't want, however, those two are usually the same thing."

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bail Credit goes to my friendly local pizza guy"