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"How To Be Cool A) Use cool sunglasses emoji. B)"
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"What's blue and look like pink fluff? Pink Fluff holdings its breath. What's Red and looks like Blue Fluff? Red Fluff."
"Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman. Take Michael Jackson for example"
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."
"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."
"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."
"Schools are reporting a massive jump in average ACT scores. On a completely unrelated note, the amount of black students taking the ACT is at a all time low."
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin"