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Joke of the Day
"What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick"
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"If it wasn't for my incredible willpower, I would be exercising right now."
"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"
"What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? IDK."
"I asked the Riddler if I could be the host of his next party. He said, ""Be my guest."""
"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."
"Two flies are sitting on a steaming pile of horse manure. One of the flies grunts and breaks wind. The other fly says, ""Geez! Do you mind? I""m trying to eat over here!"""
"In America, the army has read lots of news... In Soviet Russia, the news has lots of Red Army."
"Apparently the same firm rents buildings to both ISIS and Neo-Nazis. You could say they're the lessor of two evils."
"I think the only thing a bike helmet protects you from is getting laid"