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Joke of the Day
"What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick"
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"Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section."
"Have you heard a dad joke about dad jokes? I've never meeted an person who had."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the bulb for being broke and the room for being black!"
"What's the opposite of progress? The president."
"Silly Billy went in a library and said, "" I would like to have a pizza."" Librarian - "" Sir, this is a library."" Billy goes near his ear and whispers - "" I would like to have a pizza."""
"Hooters needs to change its sign. All these years I thought I was eating owl wings."
"Thought of this joke a few years ago and thought id share it with you beautiful people Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball? Because they always throw up"
"Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!"
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today ... Should of put it on aloha temperature."