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Joke of the Day
"I think the only thing a bike helmet protects you from is getting laid"
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"""Make cave drawing. It last longer."" - Cavewoman bitch"
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"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
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