124673

Joke of the Day

"What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea? ALLAHPOO AKBAR!"

"Boy: Calls 911 Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"Do you know the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."

"I know it's illegal for me to cook my own alcohol... But still."

"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."

"What's the best way too kill a Hipster?? throw em in the main stream"

"So if Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was the Lamb of God... ... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?"

"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."

"I thought I saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash."

"How do you subdue a large snake? You use a boa restrictor"