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Joke of the Day

"How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time"

"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, ""I don't know how to drive this thing""."

"Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was... A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!"

"Black man kills conservative politician! The final Fox News spin on Osama's death."

"Just got out of a 13 month coma Just in time to see my child born!"

"I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to spell Chrysanthemum"

"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"

"I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... Let me know if you are coming or not."

"me: [performing autopsy] so I've been practicing my ventriloquism assistant: now's not the time corpse: aw come on"

"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipated"" ??? I heard it hasn't come out yet"