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Joke of the Day
"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"
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"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] *extended period of silence* ""What the hell am I supposed to do with this..."""
"I've only ever been wrong once... And that was one time last year when I thought that I was wrong but I wasn't."
"Some people are like slinkies Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs"
"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."
"Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles."
"Whenever a Mexican makes fun of you, just say this Siete-Cero"
"Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running."
"[police lineup] VICTIM: That's him! The dopey fat guy in the middle. COP: We haven't started yet. That's your own reflection in the glass."
"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."