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Joke of the Day

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal"

"A snake is what happens when a string goes ""what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"""

"Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas? Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc."

"The wedding card selection at this store blows. Lots of ""Congrats"" and ""Best wishes"" but no ""I still question your sexuality"" anywhere."

"A guy walks into a bar ouch"

"By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game."

"What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses."

"What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket."

"I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now."

"shout out to.. shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"