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Joke of the Day

"By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game."

"You can't have your cake and thigh gap too."

"I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks."

"I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high."

"What do you call a religious bird? A bird of prey."

"Japan's soccer team"

"I heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped. He didn't get the gold but he got the silver back."

"Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex."

"BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating."

"STUDENT: Will there be a final? PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business"