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Joke of the Day

"From a very early age, I used to feel like a guy trapped in a woman's body... ...then I was born."

"Ay girl, your ass must be sitting on F5... Cause that ass is refreshing"

"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."

"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."

"Feel The Bern? Oh, I'm feeling it right about now."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"I invented a new word Repost"

"lqod lu lls I lsn o u ppo I Read it upside down"

"Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50."

"[phone call with ex] Me: you want to hang out tonight? Ex: sure. When & where? Me: no, we're not going. It's enough just to know you would."