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Joke of the Day
"Dried grapes are getting really expensive... I heard they're raisin the price"
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"What do you find in between the tits of an old woman that you won't find in between those of a young woman? A belly button."
"Potato chips bragging about having less fat - I don't think you understand people who eat you."
"How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?"
"[at divorce lawyer] bad news, currently all your husbands assets are frozen ""he didn't"" he bought 1547 copies of it, he must really hate you"
"What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !"
"hey, i'm joking; my sister was never a cutter... you know how hard it is to be a cutter with your hands full of football team?"
"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""
"So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!"
"An Irishman goes for a job as a blacksmith He's asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" ""No but I have told a donkey to fuck off"""