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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the statistician's party? The dress code was causal."

"Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head."

"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a ho-down."

"How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. "

"Resistance training But me dragging my kids into school."

"Have you seen the new globe they're making? It's revolutionary"

"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."

"Guess what I did today.... i 2^3 "

"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."