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Joke of the Day

"Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head."

"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"

"Picnic Tables What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of 4."

"Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens? That's what I call my crotch."

"Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers."

"If I was gonna kill myself, I'd fly a helicopter into the sun. It'd be badass. Babes would weep for the carnal possibilities they missed."

"Roses are red, violets are blue Enjoy the cancer I just gave to you"

"What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea? ""Your Seoul is mine!"""

"How does Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Edit: JK rolling."

"What do you call a horny skeleton? A boner *ba dum tssssssss*"