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Joke of the Day

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts!"

"Why does Santa have an enormous sack? He only comes once a year."

"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""

"Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: ""I thought Ariana Grande was a font."""

"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"

"I felt bad for the monster so once a week we switch and I sleep under the bed."

"People ask me ""Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent, and have an amazing personality"". My response: ""I'm overqualified""."

"What do rednecks do for Halloween? Pump-kin"

"Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now."

"How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese? Dump-ring."