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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa have an enormous sack? He only comes once a year."
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"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"
"Poor Jared Fogle The prison Jared Fogle is housed in announced they were serving hot virgin Tom & Jerry's Christmas Day, imagine his disappointment."
"ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We've been thru this, that's our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT"
"Did you hear about the Italian documentary on suppositories? It's called Innuendo..."
"How do you tell when somebodies a vegan? You don't, they will tell you."
"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""
"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("
"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""
"What do you call a class for dumb gingers? Speckle-ed."