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Joke of the Day

"A forgetful guy walks into a bar... ..Hm?. Oh shit,I've forgotten it!."

"What do you call a gangster with no limbs? A crip"

"Gf: come over Me: can't, playing the new call of duty Gf: my parents are out of town Me: you're 30 years old, grow up"

"If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know?"

"What do you do for a living? I herd cattle. Ah, you're a rancher? No, I'm a Zumba instructor."

"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"

"Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping? You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? so it could get to the other side"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries."

"What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba"