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Joke of the Day

"What do you do for a living? I herd cattle. Ah, you're a rancher? No, I'm a Zumba instructor."

"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? Incontinent"

"What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common? Either way you lose a motorhome."

"I read a couple of interesting articles... ""A"" and ""The"""

"A patient comes to a doctor and says: ""Doctor, I think I'm a moth."" ""Well, you'd better go to psychiatrist. Because I'm a dentist."" ""Yeah, but you had the light on."""

"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her."