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Joke of the Day
"What do you do for a living? I herd cattle. Ah, you're a rancher? No, I'm a Zumba instructor."
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"Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself. First guy says, ""Boy I sure wish I could do that."" Second guy says, ""I think you should try to pet him first."""
"What did one motherfucker say to the other motherfucker? Hows it going motherfucker"
"What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!"
"how many black people does it take to change a light bulb? WRONG! black people don't work you idiot"
"Ganondorf doesn't use Reddit There are too many Links"
"Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER."
"Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch."
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"How does a black chick know she's pregnant? The cotton from the tampon has been picked."