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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gangster with no limbs? A crip"
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"I had to quit my job as a refurbished dildo salesman due to the recent influx of gay customers. Things have been pretty shitty lately."
"""I'm going to make a great mother one day"" I whisper to myself as I catch my burrito mid-fall and only a single bean spills out"
"My smart friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"There are 6 jurors on the Treyvon Martin trial. I bet they all get on the same cycle from being around each other so much... Dude better hope it isn't that time of the month when the verdict comes in."
"What do you call three brothers taking acid together? Triplets"
"Why do women talk non-stop? Because they don't like periods."
"Do you know two places to put water? Well Dam"
"what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so"
"If my memory foam mattress really had ""memory,"" it could write for Penthouse."