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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide."

"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."

"The hottest chick rang me up at the self checkout today!"

"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."

"What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? Spag-yeti."

"I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker."

"Every single time I go out drinking with unicorns, they use the old ""no pockets"" excuse to stick me with the bill."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop."

"TIFU by accidentally making a private message a public comment revealing my Jalapeno and Cheese Recipe. It was nacho business reddit."

"Had to quit my job as an underwear model because the photographer kept telling me, ""I'm just a cashier"" and that I ""need to leave Macy's."""