102022

Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling. Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard."

"Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap"

"(Real Story) All of a sudden, my Steam language was set to Russian. I was changing it back to English, when my hand slipped. But it's okay, now. I have everything in Czech."

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"

"I have Ebola... ebola cerial."

"What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The ""Naughtsy"""

"Restaurant chain commercials should run the disclaimer ""Actual food might not tumble and splash in slow motion""."

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."

"Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history."

"my wife says she's leaving me for being to arrogant. I said don't slam the door on your way back in."