102022

Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling. Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard."

"What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!"

"What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet."

"I misspelled ""marriage"" and Auto Correct changed it to ""mirage."" What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?"

"What's the difference between your mom and the subway? Homeless guys have to pay $2.50 to jerk off on the subway."

"I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer."

"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."

"Who was the chicken's favorite musician? Bach."

"I want to apologize for the awful true things I said when I was angry."

"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."