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Joke of the Day
"Why did the religious bull get mad Because he had a bi-son"
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"[travels back in time] [accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]"
"*Gets called into HR Me: What was I accused of now? HR: I haven't had any sexual harassment claims against you lately. Is everything ok?"
"Did you hear about the black guy that jumped off of the Empire State Building Black lives splatter"
"What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant? Fetus Abortus!"
"The joys of whisky and children are the same... ... 5 years of age 10 years in the cave Bottoms up"
"Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy... How low can you get?"
"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."
"""I piss off a lot of deaf people when I talk"" -Italians"
"I lost my mood ring this morning... I don't even know how i feel about this."