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Joke of the Day
"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."
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"Drunk girls would be amazing lawyers if they cared about laws & freedoms as much as they cared about trying to convince people they're sober"
"Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes."
"Have you heard about the pussy that opens beer bottles? Here's a bottle opener, go get me a beer."
"Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"
"I've found a place with 90% recycling rate r/jokes"
"you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous"
"Why do girls have legs? ...ever seen the trail a slug leaves?"
"Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his ""paw."""
"A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily..."