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Joke of the Day
"What, according to Freud, comes between fear and sex? ...funf."
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"What do you call a Flaming Homosexual? A hate crime."
"Q: Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? A: Because two Eds are better than one."
"What does a Browns fan say to a robber? I hate the steelers."
"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"
"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"
"I'm convinced that those at work who drum on every available surface incessantly killed things as a child."
"I'm good at telling dad jokes Hi good at telling dad jokes, I'm dad."
"*walks up to fountain* *throws in a shiny penny* *crosses fingers* *makes wish* *looks over at mother-in-law* *does throat slash motion*"
"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"