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Joke of the Day

"Just once In a post-game interview, I'd love to see an athlete credit Natural Selection for his team's win."

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"When I'm at a friend's house & there are snacks, all I'm thinking is ""How do I eat everything without looking like a homeless person?"""
"Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet."
"The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced."
"A List of Shitty Jokes 1. This joke. 2."
"If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in."
"What does Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? ""This erection is rigged"""
"I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster."
"*empties an ice cube tray in the Arctic* ""You're free now."""
"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"