73449

Joke of the Day

"Just once In a post-game interview, I'd love to see an athlete credit Natural Selection for his team's win."

"When I'm at a friend's house & there are snacks, all I'm thinking is ""How do I eat everything without looking like a homeless person?"""

"Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet."

"The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced."

"A List of Shitty Jokes 1. This joke. 2."

"If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in."

"What does Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? ""This erection is rigged"""

"I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster."

"*empties an ice cube tray in the Arctic* ""You're free now."""

"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"