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Joke of the Day
"The US Government"
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"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."
"Hey Tuesday, I'm about to go to 2nd base with you. Lube up your boobs."
"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."
"What are the two words men hate most unless used together? Don't Stop"
"I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, ""Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"" I said, ""Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"" The pirate replied, ""Arrrrr, it's a parroty error."""
"If you walk into Whole Foods with a McD's cheeseburger, you'll be dragged to the meat locker & gang banged with a free range chicken wing."
"Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently diagnosed with bi-polar disorder half of the time she is Zeta, the other half shes Jones"
"If I ever ask you, very seductively, ""Do you wanna do it?"" It means take a nap."
"Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a little...""double entendre?"""