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Joke of the Day
"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."
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"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two Twins together to make a King."
"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."
"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."
"A lady said I was catching up to... her in terms of age. I said she must be moving too fast."
"Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters."
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades. And then all your friends feel bad, because they kept yelling ""Stroke!"""
"A red boat and a blue boat crash into each other in the ocean... All the passengers were marooned."
"I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That really stings ... I'm like the one thing she could get rid of."
"The saddest thing about trying to find a needle in a haystack is that your horse is hiding a drug habit from you."