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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog."
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"Mantra at the gym: When the zombies come, cardio will matter."
"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies..."
"Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE..."
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"
"[God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?"
"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."
"A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday Nobody could remember her face."
"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"
"[girl brings me back to her apartment] her: come to bed me: just one sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]"