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Joke of the Day

"Today I found my first grey pubic hair... I got really excited, but not as much as the other people on the bus."

"Agoraphobia I didn't go to my Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting today, obviously."

"Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it ""Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable"""

"When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being? When it graduates from medical school"

"I was promised today would be a new day. This feels suspiciously like a used Wednesday."

"One word to overcomplicate clickbait. [Inception](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ywg0j/one_word_to_overcomplicate_clickbait/)"

"Teach a man to Google how to fish and he'll wind up looking at fish porn for the rest of his life."

"What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less."

"Weed is the answer... .. when your parents tells you to be the highest among the rest of the students in your class."

"There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket."