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Joke of the Day

"One word to overcomplicate clickbait. [Inception](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ywg0j/one_word_to_overcomplicate_clickbait/)"

"What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes."

"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"

"After writing Revelations, John ask God... ""Lord, the end will be signaled by trumpets?"" ""*No, by Trump/Pence.*"" ""Right, so trumpets."" ""*Fuck it, they'll figure it out.*"""

"Because 'brunch' sounds better than 'I slept until 2pm, I have a hangover and I want pancakes.'"

"Got all the way to the car and realized I left my keys back at the office The two things I hate most in life: 1. ISIS and 2. Accidental exercise"

"What does ""Maginot Line"" get translated to in English? Speed bump ahead"

"Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan? Because of the taliban"

"Always a housemaid, never a house."

"What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama."