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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, real men aren't afraid of the dark"
Next Joke
"Sex with an optometrist can be so tedious... ""better this way or that way? This way or that way? This way or that way? ..."""
"What does a sick bird need? Tweetment."
"How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine."
"Can anyone tell me where the Aby Sea is? Someone said pirates can't learn the alphabet, but I be having some difficulties navigating through the Aby Sea part."
"What did Captain Picard call his poop? Captain's log"
"I love restaurants that have signs like ""Since 1916"". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably super racist."
"Two breakdancers walk into a bar They get served."
"I do not, and never will, know my confirmation number."
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women With cream in her"