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Joke of the Day
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women With cream in her"
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"So my friend asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke... So I said, ""I'm all ears!"""
"It's so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house"
"What did they call Hitler's limo driver? the Chau-fuhrer"
"It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin Catholic!"
"I've developed a phobia of elevators I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender stares at it blankly and says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food."""
"Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life? A statistician."
"I was discussing a trip to Chernobyl with my friend... He said not to go there or else Chernobyl fall off."