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Joke of the Day

"An Neutron Walks Into a Bar He asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""

"I wanna be rich enough to have 11 midgets who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast"

"I'd eat more Mexican food if it didn't look like someone had already eaten it before me."

"Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires."

"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."

"a photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and he replies, ""no, I'm traveling light."""

"My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"Judge: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people."

"A naked women robs a bank. Nobody could remember her face."

"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."