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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."
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"What do you call a well-behaved Indian takeaway? A proppadom"
"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your tea."
"People who quit Reddit, what is life like now?"
"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."
"Girls with long nails explain to me your life. Like, do you not touch things? Do you enjoy dirt?"
"""I don't want you to freak out, but..."" - someone with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works"
"It's pretty sad that even in 2013 chameleons care so much about skin color."
"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"
"If the CIA has my house bugged they've heard several impromptu songs about my dog being a good boy."