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Joke of the Day

"My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"Why did the little Dutch boy get kicked out of the gay bar? He kept putting his finger in the dikes."

"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."

"Our WIFI was down yesterday and I spent 45 minutes trying to fix it. Our dishwasher has been broken for 3 weeks and I haven't even touched it."

"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"

"When I tell people I don't speak English to get out of a conversation I randomly throw the word hemorrhoid just to bring it home"

"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."

"In the window of a bar in Philadelphia Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even."

"This girl told me she could sing like a harp But she turned out to be a lyre."

"What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!"