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Joke of the Day

"I'd eat more Mexican food if it didn't look like someone had already eaten it before me."

"One lady to another, Do you talk to your husband during sex ? Yes, if he calls on my cell."

"Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey? Because he was black."

"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."

"Q: What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?? A: Nothing - he'll just return it!"

"Why did Chris Christie endorse Donald Trump? Christie wants the highest cabinet position possible because he knows - the higher cabinet is where they keep all the cookies!"

"A man was arrested for having sex with a virgin He was charged with breaking and entering."

"Why did the polish spy fail in his mission to blow up Hitlers car. He kept burning his lips on the muffler."

"What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6."

"Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early? Me: Because we have had enough of you for today"