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Joke of the Day
"Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires."
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"I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat."
"What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."
"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."
"yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings ""i got sunshine on a cloudy day""....."
"Hurt my back while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how I'd do running a marathon."
"How dare you call me naive! I'd sue you for slander if I hadn't sent all my money to that Nigerian prince."
"Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day."
"What did the tv say to the remote control? ""you turn me on"""
"(After you win something, say this to the loser). You're like an Italian man with his foot in his mouth (Italian accent) You tasted defeat."