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Joke of the Day
"A naked women robs a bank. Nobody could remember her face."
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"OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut"
"What was Mozart's first movement? His bowels."
"I like my elections like I like my contract bridge. No Trump"
"I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out."
"why would you steal a baby at least steal something good like a truck or a dolphin"
"A Woman was reading a book in bed and her Husband was about to turn in; ""Good night"" he said and turned off the lights, but the Woman kept on reading. How? eBooks......"
"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."
"What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey? Anchor."
"[at a wedding] ""So, ya come here often?"""