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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."
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"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"
"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."
"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."
"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"
"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"I want to do an essay on chronology and hand it in late... ... so the professor can say ""it's about time!"""
"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"
"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer!"