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Joke of the Day

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."

"An unemployed engineer opens a clinic... He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently."

"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"

"Knock knock. Who's there? * Fuck. * Fuck who? * Fuck you."

"Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj? My hatchback has been harder to stop lately."

"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."

"WOW! You do a dazzling imitation of a blithering idiot! Oh... You're being serious, about your love for your TC? Oh dear, this is awkward."

"So another way of saying a no-brainer would be...? A Kurt-Cobainer..."

"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"

"I'm not crazy, my reality is just prettier than yours."