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Joke of the Day

"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"What is the worst thing about people who don't finish anything?"

"Give that Man a Fish I once taught a man to fish. He ended up offing himself because he couldn't get into a good fishing college."

"So the past, present, and future walk into a bar. It gets really tense."

"GF asked ""Can you hand me my shoes?"" Me: ""No, but I can feet them to you"""

"[Sees cute barista] I'll have a quickie. Barista: Sir, it's called an espresso."

"Mexican cartel drones were found near the border in a failed attempt to smuggle drugs I guess the drones got too high and crashed"

"If I was gonna kill myself, I'd fly a helicopter into the sun. It'd be badass. Babes would weep for the carnal possibilities they missed."

"What's a caterpillar afraid of? A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the ~~worst~~ best joke I've ever heard)"

"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."