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Joke of the Day

"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"

"How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day? Because Russia was Stalin"

"Who invented cereals? Chris P."

"Monday is a draft that was sent by mistake when God's cat jumped on the keyboard."

"My wife says I have a short attention spanish is a beautiful language isn't it?"

"Jokes There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens. How many didn't?"

"What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use? A Waterloo"

"7 million people watched the ""Game of Thrones"" season finale. Seven million people. That's one viewer for each ""Game of Thrones"" character."

"What do you call a homosexual Frenchman? A faguette."

"Knuckle tats: (M)(Y)(P)(A)(R)(E)(N)(T)(S) (W)(E)(R)(E)(R)(E)(L)(A)(T)(E)(D)"