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Joke of the Day

"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"

"I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions."

"Where does Ubisoft have the most trouble in school The Division"

"Me and My Friends Play Yu-Gi-Oh In The Shed We call it the Shed-O-Realm."

"If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?"

"Nothing's says I'm guilty of every crime imaginable quite like using your blinker to pull into your driveway..."

"What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything"

"There's no ""k"" in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren't in team?"

"""Ma'am, please stow your laptop prior to takeoff."" ""This is my Emotional Support Computer."""

"People mistook me for a racist Some people at the park had assumed I was a racist because they thought I had said ""sand nigger"" Really what I said was; ""Get out of the sand, nigger."""