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Joke of the Day

"Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out."

"If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism."

"What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CAT-ASTROPHE!"

"What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light."

"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"

"A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""

"A toilet beat me at a game of Poker. I had a straight; it had a flush."

"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""

"My girlfriend's reason for leaving me was because she still hadn't found what she was looking for I replied with ""oh, U2"""

"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"