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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space."
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"""Better to die on your feet than live on your knees!"" cried the revolutionary. ""That's what Che said,"" whispered his comrade."
"The Brooklyn Nets"
"My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? A: White Vans."
"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."
"What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8"
"The problem was that everyone was poking my ex on Facebook. And in my bed And on my couch And in my car And when I was at work"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"