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Joke of the Day

"The problem was that everyone was poking my ex on Facebook. And in my bed And on my couch And in my car And when I was at work"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile! XD"

"My Dyslexic Ex Was So Stupid... She thought she couldn't get pregnant after she got a DUI."

"It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open."

"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."

"Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?"

"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"

"It's been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety."

"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems."

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece Help?"