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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"
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"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean? I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face."
"What's White & Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky? The coming of the Lord."
"I wish making friends didn't involve talking to strangers."
"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry."
"What do you call sheep in the Middle East? Arak of lamb"
"How do you stop rape in West Virginia? kill all the sheep"
"What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor"
"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."
"A guy said he fantasizes about me in a bathtub filled with Big Mac sauce and I said YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBED and see you at 8, Brian."