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Joke of the Day
"If Jared Fogle gets any rounder he may go Full Circle."
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"I once tried starting a private airline business But it never took off"
"Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI? For giving arms to Iraq."
"Grammar The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
"After sex, I pee like a pro basketball player! Lots of dribbling."
"Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?"
"[pet shop] ME: I'm looking for a dog that can talk OWNER: Try this one ME: [to dog] Can you talk? DOG: No ME: My search continues"
"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."
"Why don't blind people skydive more often? It scares the shit outta their dog! - - - - **Now how do the blind people know they're about to hit the ground ?** The leash gets slack."
"Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one."