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Joke of the Day
"Smartphones are a lot like instant coffee... They're both good 'till the last drop."
Next Joke
"He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street."
"What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."
"Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!"
"Two Goldfish were in a tank. What did one fish ask the other? So how do you drive this thing?"
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I dont mind doing a 5km but I cant be fucked doing a 10km run"
"Talking to your Urologist... ""Urine Trouble"""
"What internet provider does Satan use in hell? Comcast"
"What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test? ""TL;DR"""
"What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention? Tartar sauce."