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Joke of the Day
"You say ""tomato,"" I say ""tomato,"" and there, we've written our own wedding vows"
Next Joke
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter the dog is not coming"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"
"BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick"
"Is it me or does it seem like Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?"
"Johnny was a chemist... ...but Johnny is no more. For what Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"US Naval Communications"
"As a kid, I was less concerned about Goldilock's safety than I was about Mama and Papa bear not sleeping in the same bed anymore."
"My resolution? To eat like a normal person, as opposed to my old habit of hate-fucking my mouth with a fork."
"Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A: Because Robin ate the worms."