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Joke of the Day

"You say ""tomato,"" I say ""tomato,"" and there, we've written our own wedding vows"

"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"

"What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)"

"Incestuous relationships often involve a aunty-climax"

"There's a spider in my bathroom. I neither can kill it or capture it, so now it has its very own room in my house to raise its spider family"

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"

"*takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever ""It's a BAKE sale"" *exhales again Tell me about it"

"What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite..."

"I was on holiday in Belgium... Apparently it was obvious that I am German, because an elderly man came to me and said ""you lost something "". ""What?"" I asked surprised. ""The war"" he replied."

"I live in fear of my kids going outside when it's raining, because they could get wet and multiply."